Daily Teachings

  • Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
  • I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
  • If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
  • Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film.
  • I always know God won't give me more than I can handle but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much
  • Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
  • If the shoe fits .... buy a pair in every color.
  • Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.
  • Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  • If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
  • Some days are a total waste of makeup.
  • Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  • Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
  • Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
  • Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
  • Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
  • And Finally! Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me ... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!

    Revised 2013 by Larry Gentleman