Signs of our Times

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist's office

Time wounds all heels

On a Septic Tank Truck

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At a Proctologist' s door

To expedite your visit, please back in.

On a Plumber's truck

We repair what your husband fixed

On another Plumber's truck

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber

On a Church's Bill board

7 days without God makes one weak

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee

Invite us to your next blowout

At a Towing company

We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows

On an Electrician's truck

Let us remove your shorts

In a Nonsmoking Area

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action

On a Maternity Room door

Push. Push. Push.

At an Optometrist' s Office

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place

On a Taxidermist' s window

We really know our stuff

On a Fence

Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!

At a Car Dealership

The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment

Outside a Muffler Shop

No appointment necessary. We hear you coming

In a Veterinarian' s waiting room

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company

We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.

In a Restaurant window

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home

Drive carefully. We'll wait

At a Propane Filling Station

Thank heaven for little grills

At a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP

Best place in town to take a leak.

On the back of another Septic Tank Truck

Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises

Revised 2013 by Larry Gentleman