A Canada USA Border Crossing Story
A guy was traveling through the United States on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the Peace Arch Customs

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. 
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. 
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border", says the agent.

 

"But I can prove that I'm a Canadian!" he said. I have a picture of Stephen Harper tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Michael Ignatieff on the other".. 

"This I gotta see..." replies the agent.

 

With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to British Columbia".

 

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from British Columbia?" 

The agent replies, "I recognized Gordon Campbell in the middle". 

Revised 2013 by Larry Gentleman