Ask a dog to do a simple thing like:
"Change the Lightbulb please"
And these are the answers you will get.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 

Border Collie: Only one? Well then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code while I'm at it. 

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!  

Rottweiler: Make me.  

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!  

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.  

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.  

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or  "We don't need no stinking light bulb." 

Greyhound: It isn't moving.. Who cares? 

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. 

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs..

So, the real question is:  How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?' 

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

 

Dogs help out around the house... 

They protect our children... 

They look out for the smaller ones... 

They show us how to relax... 

They 'converse' with each other.  

They help you when you're down...  

They are great at decorating for the Holidays. 

They have 'great' expectations. 

They love their 'teddies' 

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????
It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.............. 

The slow classy smile 

The go full tilt smile with everything you've got 

The relaxed easy does it smile 

And this is the Full Montey smile