Wise Chinese Words of Wisdom
  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
  • Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
  • Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
  • Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
  • War not determine who right, war determine who left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
  • Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
  • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  • Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  • Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
  • Man who fart in church sit in own Pew
  • Crowded elevator smell different to midget
Revised 2013 by Larry Gentleman