Ten Commandments from the Newfoundland Bible

(1) Der's jus' one Lard.

(2) Honor yer Mudder 'n Fadder

(3) No tellin' jigs 'n yarns.

(4) Go on ta deh Sundee meetin' bye.

(5) Dere's nuttin' afore deh 'oly Lard.

(6) No friggin' 'round wit anudder buddy's missus.

(7) Don't go killin'.

(8) Mind yer mout

(9) Never mine 'bout whut t'ain't yers.

(10) Never mine 'bout yer buddy's stuff.

Revised 2013 by Larry Gentleman