New Bra invented at Texas A&M University

Dr.Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

Very very Big Breasts

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Revised 2013 by Larry Gentleman