For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad...be very, very glad...

Boys have to be trained very early about the opposite sex.

Boys have the natural instinct to check things out for themselves. So it is essential they have a sound basis in the practical so they can make judgements  on quality

Peeking Under Skirts

Little girls do not seem to mind this natural curiosity if it is done with finesse.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

 

Nothing too hot under this hood.

Boys trained early about females are very brave about female matters and can make a ladies toes curl with joy from an early age.

Looking at Women

Even with proper upbringing they can be surprised at the joys that await them when they get older.

I wonder what her grade point average is in Mathmatics class?

Notice the young fellow up above has a beer. Boys have a natural tendancy to drink beer from an early age. This beer gene in boys is natural but does need some watching and caution.

Peeing Contest

This beer gene makes them want to water things like your prize plants. Even though they haven't had a beer. It is a natural instinct and training for when they get to beer drinking age.

 

Wow that was one strong Coke.

Peeing Contest

It is a pain in the neck especially after you just washed the truck!

 

 

Boys are always thinking and experimenting with things from an early age. Some of their experiments can cause a lot of problems

 

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

Sometimes their activities are very dangerous.

 

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Knife in the Walll Socket

How boys survive some of their experiments is amazing.

 

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

Knife in the Walll Socket

Try to keep sharp objects away from their reach. Knifes, guns, axes etc. should be locked up if possible

 

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

Some experiments are just pure wonder and discovery.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades they will ignite

And this was a small frog! !

Eating Frogs

And the things they will put in their mouth just for a joke is a wonder.

 

A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

Eating Watermellon Talking about putting things in their mouth. From and early age they can consume their body weight in food easily in a day.

Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.

Head in the Fridge

Possibly consider putting a padlock on the refrigerator.

'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence.

 

Now where is the rest of that watermellon?

From a early age boys like to dress and and put on show.

A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

I'm ready for the cruise where we headed Brother

Making Boobs

And some of the props they use are very inventive.

 

VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

 

 

The Kotex Kid

So always have extra boxes of essentials just in case the son decides to experiment around.

 

 

You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

The Kotex Kid

Some like professional costumes so they can get right into the character.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

Dumping Water

Jokes are a way of life for the young boy. So watch out.

 

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

 

Look out below ! ! !

Head in the Sand

Hours are used setting up the Joke. Some of them are real elaborate

 

Super Glue is forever.

 

Some guys have removable eyes!
..I can take my whole head off....

From an early age Boys have a affinity for machines and air time. Watch for ramps and weird nailed contraptions they have built.

Yehaw major air time Koooelll
Dead Mans Hill

They have no fear and will attempt anything for the joy of airtime.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

Wow ....the trip up here was sure worth it...... now I will get some air time.

Diving into Leaves

Sometimes they don't even need their machines for "airtime"

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

Diving Head First

Form and concentration is so important

 

The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

 

Yehaw touchdown ! ! !

Boys and Dogs

Boys can get in fights and afterward flaunt their bruises and black eyes like a badge of courage.

Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

That will teach them to mess with the Man right Roscoe?

Giving them the finger

Sometimes, especially at sporting events the little guys seem downright violent in their fervor

 

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

My Dad does this to Mom all the time !

Dirty Boy and Dog

Boys love their Dogs but tend to experiment around with other critters

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

Gotta get some new wheels on that go-cart it pulls hard left.

cat in a toilet bowl

Watch your cats. Boys like to experiment with cats. Like a cat will always land on its feet no matter what height it is dropped from. Very tough on cats.

The Spin Cycle on the washing machine will, however make cats dizzy.

Some Cats like to run in circles it makes them sleepy.

Innoceent looking boy

And watch out for that innocent look. Never trust them guys.

 

The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

 

 

What Me ? ? ?

Young Obama

80% of Women will pass this information on to all of their friends, with or without kids.

 

 

 

 

 

My Mom is the best Cook Barr None

Where has that finger been

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

 

 

 

 

 

Now I know why Dogs always sniff other dogs Butts

Revised 2013 by Larry Gentleman