How to get a building Permit

I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green.

The council told me to "F" Off.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.



Building work starts on Monday ! ! !

Revised 2013 by Larry Gentleman